Dear Someone, and Totally Thankful Thursday

Head on over to Shortmama's to link up to her, "Dear Someone" party. This is just a fun way to let out some frustrations!!!

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Dear Computer,

Why are you smarter than me? I would really like to have a meaningful relationship with you, but frankly, you scare me and I am nervous when I am with you. You are not always nice, and in fact I get extremely hurt by the reactions you give me sometimes. I do hope our relationship can grow and blossom into something sweet and meaningful.

The one that is losing her mind,

Tanielle

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Dear Driver behind me,

When I was driving slowly yesterday to find a parking place to pick my son up from practice, I really didn't need you hitching a ride on my bumper. I realize your truck was much larger than mine, and could have squashed me like a bug, but seriously did you really need to wave me your middle finger when I simply tapped on my breaks to remind you that there was a pregnant mother in the car you were trying to run over. I hope you had a nice rest of your evening, and no one else got in your way.

The one who called you a jack #ss!,

Little blue car in front of you

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Dear neighbors,

I am so very grateful you moved into our neighborhood. Thanks so much for all the friends you have over at all hours of the day and night. I especially appreciate the sweet language I hear from my bedroom window, and the aroma of pot being smoked. Thanks so very much for your examples of what I DON'T want my kids to grow up to become. I really admired the driving skills of the one particular friend who jumped the curb when he came around the corner and nearly destroyed my entire family pulling weeds by our mailbox. I am so glad the kind police officer was quick on the scene, and gave you a warning about running the neighbor children over. But the very thing I want to thank you the most for, is when I looked out my living room window at 11:30 one night and was privileged enough to see your dear friend, in the light of my flood light, unzip his pants, pull out his "thing", and urinate on the road. I loved explaining to the police officer how I saw the puddle pool up on the road, because obviously the 20 feet to the house you were there to party at was simply to far to make it to the bathroom. Thanks so much for the joy you all have brought into this "family" neighborhood of ours!

The ones who have a case number on you,

Our family

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Dear leg hair,

I really don't appreciate the fact that you continue to grow. There is no good reason for you to be there, you don't keep me warm in the winter, and you don't make me sexy. I am having a bit of a harder time these days bending over to take care of the prickly mess you are creating. Perhaps I will stop shaving for good.

Going to become a Sasquatch,

Tanielle

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Gotta have a little "thankfulness in there too!

1. Tums...the heartburn is back in full swing, as it always is with all of my pregnancies!!

2. The change in the seasons...every one of them is awesome.

3. Halloween...I am soooo excited to decorate!!!

4. Another ultrasound today!! Love to see my little guy.:-)

5. The peace and quiet of the early morning!!

Have a wonderful Thursday everyone!!!!!